Saturday, September 24, 2011

Have a good laugh :D)))

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a "sample" tomorrow. The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"

Monday, September 19, 2011

Read closely ;-)

I will seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you...

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days...

All my love,

The Flu or me?

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! ;-)


Monday, September 12, 2011

A day to remember with the Philippine NAKAMA Organization

Wooohooo...thanks be to God and Allah... yesterday, my group here in Shizuoka City, the Philippine NAKAMA Organization celebrated our 10th anniversary thru a dinner gathering at Shizuoka Aoi Tower's Grandair Bouquet Tokai ... it was a blast!!! Imagine... it has been 10 years already since i founded our awesome group??? ohhh gosh ... time goes so quickly! What's soooo surprising is that our group made it to be there for 10 years already... woooow that is amazing ... we encountered lots of challenges, good and bad experiences, ups and down... marami rin ang mga naging pasaway.... but still we are heeeeere .... and that's because of the cooperation, effort, unity and support of one another. Well, yes... we are still here probably mainly because our objectives is really something good for the sake of the Filipino community here in Japan... mostly here in Shizuoka City.
With that... may we all continue and reach another 10 years of our good working relationships towards our common objectives especially on promoting the Philippine cultures and creating a spirit of friendship with the Filipino community as well as with the international groups and Japanese in general. May we also continue and support the Philippine NAKAMA Scholarship Program for the less fortunate Japanese- Filipino Children in the Philippines.

It's me posing with the lovely new batch dancers of Phil NAKAMA and with my Recognition Certificate from the group as "Most Outstanding NAKAMA-JIN"... thank u all <3 My sincere thanks to everyone who gave their support to make the celebration a success and special thanks to our very own Philippine Embassy Consul General, Mr. Sulficio Confiado with his wife, Priscilla Confiado for gracing our big event and to all our beloved friends and guest who came and celebrate with us.

The gathering also featured our events and activities for this past 10 years thru slides... it was nostalgic to see us 10 years ago ... ahhh... i was young then ... hahah... and it's funny how we changed for this past 10 years... as from slim to being chubby or bulky... our wrinkles... other loose their hairs :D))) ... growth of our kids ... old faces ... and amazing to see how we developed our group. I am so happy that we are still growing and still have such a great family feeling. Again... thank you to all my co-advisers and officers of NAKAMA for providing such a great leadership in such a growing group. Not an easy task!!!

Thank u all for believing us ... for understanding and supporting us !!!

Mabuhay tayong lahat!!!

Sunday, September 04, 2011


Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal... & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Summer Travel in Canada

Ohhhh... I love travelling!!! This year of July, I had a chance to travel for two weeks in Canada ;-) It was soooo great. I visited Vancouver and Toronto.

... and I love to thank all my wonderful relatives and friends out there for making my trip a very memorable one <3

Steveston Fishermen's Wharf, Richmond, Vancouver, Canada Vancouver, CanadaButchart Garden, Victoria, B.C., Canada

Thru my ever kind cousin ate Ophel and lovely nieces-- Kath, Jack and Darling's effort... i was able to visit Seattle's downtown too...Space Needle, Seattle, USA

Over looking scene from CN Tower, Toronto Canada

Toronto's CN Tower at night

Meeeee at my friends and family-like wedding in TorontoNiagara Falls, Canada ... Canada... i'll be back again someday!!!

How i learned to mind my own business!!!

I was walking past a mental hospital and
all the patients were yelling 13..13...13..13...13..

The fence was too high to see over so I put my eye to a hole in the fence
to see what was going on. I was promptly poked in the eye with a stick
and they all started yelling 14..14...14...14...14...14... they got meeeee ugh!!! :D)))

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Thanks and goodbye Serena... Welcome back X-trail

Two weeks ago, I said goodbye to my Serena already :(

Was sad after her 3 years service to me including to my family and friends.

Serena was a great family car type... my awesome girlfriend.

Gonna miss u a lot Serena!!! Thanks a lot!!!

... and now... my X is back!!! my fav 4wd X-trail's latest model arrived last week!

Ohhh ... love this car because of his powerful engine .

Welcome back... buddy ;-)