This is the reality!

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock!

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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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The road to success... Is always under construction.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... Which never works.

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If at first you don't succeed... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

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As soon as you mention something... If it is good, it is taken... If it is bad, it happens.

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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late... the bus is still late.

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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Especially for engg. students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!

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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Well done is better than well said.

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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES!

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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